Cave Comedian Pillows

'But, what if this 'language' invention leads to disinformation?'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

A gift to complete the man cave.

"That explains all the cavities."

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'What's on the other side?...'

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

Early House Hunting.

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Have food. Need toilet paper

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

"My wife is always on to me about eating more vegetarians."

"It doesn't make me feel sexy, it makes me cross-eyed!"

'It replaces all your small rocks with one convenient large one.'

'I've invented copyright.'

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Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

"I can't wait to get to the campground...back to mother nature!"

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

"I think the lines down!"

The biggest fish.

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'