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'But, what if this 'language' invention leads to disinformation?'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

A gift to complete the man cave.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"That explains all the cavities."

'What's on the other side?...'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'Does the hunter I just ate make me look fat?'

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

Have food. Need toilet paper

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Early House Hunting.

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

"It doesn't make me feel sexy, it makes me cross-eyed!"

'It replaces all your small rocks with one convenient large one.'

"My wife is always on to me about eating more vegetarians."

'I've invented copyright.'

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

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It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

The biggest fish.

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

"I can't wait to get to the campground...back to mother nature!"

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"