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Mammoth Posing

'What's on the other side?...'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"…just when I was hoping to simplify our lives."

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

Early House Hunting.

"Gesundheit!"

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

'It replaces all your small rocks with one convenient large one.'

'I've invented copyright.'

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

'It has to have big living room, he has a sixty inch rock.'

'Hey, this is nice! You should see my starter cave!'

"Oh, it's called a fireplace. I'm not sure what fire is, but look how cozy."

'Well, are you going to rub his nose in it, or am I?'

"Kip paints caves."

'It's not that I reject your values, mom and dad. It's just that I've evolved and you haven't.'

Industrial Disputes: the Early Years

'If civilization means I've got to see a divorce lawyer instead of eating my husband, I don't like it.'

'Ha, ha! -- Neanderthals can't jump!'

"Hunter, gatherer, we don't really care, as long as it's healthy."

Caveman to caveman: 'I just learned to walk - gimme a high five!'

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'