Cave Humor Enthusiast Gifts

She's the kind of girl who'll come to your cave even before you clout her!

A gift to complete the man cave.

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Mammoth Posing

'What's on the other side?...'

"…just when I was hoping to simplify our lives."

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

Early House Hunting.

"Gesundheit!"

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

Why he always make pictures of him food?

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

'It replaces all your small rocks with one convenient large one.'

'I've invented copyright.'

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

'It has to have big living room, he has a sixty inch rock.'

'Hey, this is nice! You should see my starter cave!'

'Well, are you going to rub his nose in it, or am I?'

It was a nice neighborhood untill the A-holes moved in.

"Oh, it's called a fireplace. I'm not sure what fire is, but look how cozy."

"Kip paints caves."

'It's not that I reject your values, mom and dad. It's just that I've evolved and you haven't.'

'I like modern. It never goes out of style.'

Industrial Disputes: the Early Years

'Ha, ha! -- Neanderthals can't jump!'

'You're right - it is a an early Status Quo gig.'

'If civilization means I've got to see a divorce lawyer instead of eating my husband, I don't like it.'

"Do you like this settee - oh, stop. How often do I ask you to go furniture shopping?"

"Hunter, gatherer, we don't really care, as long as it's healthy."

Caveman to caveman: 'I just learned to walk - gimme a high five!'

Way ahead of its time and sadly doomed to extinction: A prehistoric punting and gathering society.