Cave Comedy Enthusiast Gifts

"Hon, it's the landlord."

"Are you decent?"

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

A gift to complete the man cave.

"That explains all the cavities."

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

Mammoth Posing

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'What's on the other side?...'

"…just when I was hoping to simplify our lives."

Early House Hunting.

"Gesundheit!"

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

Why he always make pictures of him food?

'It replaces all your small rocks with one convenient large one.'

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

'I've invented copyright.'

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

'When I was a young neanderthal, we didn't have these fancy fires. We ate our meat BEFORE it was dead. And we didn't need no sissy wooden clubs. Our bare hands worked just fine. And we didn't walk in no fancy-schmancy upright position!'

'It has to have big living room, he has a sixty inch rock.'

'Hey, this is nice! You should see my starter cave!'

"These should help me approach your father on his own level."

'Well, are you going to rub his nose in it, or am I?'

It was a nice neighborhood untill the A-holes moved in.

"Kip paints caves."

'Is the fire included?'

'It's not that I reject your values, mom and dad. It's just that I've evolved and you haven't.'

'I like modern. It never goes out of style.'

Industrial Disputes: the Early Years

"Do you like this settee - oh, stop. How often do I ask you to go furniture shopping?"