Cave Comedy Enthusiast Gifts

"Hon, it's the landlord."

"Are you decent?"

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

A gift to complete the man cave.

"That explains all the cavities."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Mammoth Posing

'What's on the other side?...'

"…just when I was hoping to simplify our lives."

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"Gesundheit!"

Early House Hunting.

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

'It replaces all your small rocks with one convenient large one.'

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

'I've invented copyright.'

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

'It has to have big living room, he has a sixty inch rock.'

'Hey, this is nice! You should see my starter cave!'

'Well, are you going to rub his nose in it, or am I?'

"Kip paints caves."

'Is the fire included?'

"These should help me approach your father on his own level."

'It's not that I reject your values, mom and dad. It's just that I've evolved and you haven't.'

Industrial Disputes: the Early Years

'You bunch of gatherers call that hunting? Get back out there and this time try the pointy end first!'

'If civilization means I've got to see a divorce lawyer instead of eating my husband, I don't like it.'