Cave Comic Lovers Gifts

"Hunter, gatherer, we don't really care, as long as it's healthy."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

A gift to complete the man cave.

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

Early cave painters

Prehistoric Modern Art

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Mammoth Posing

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

"…just when I was hoping to simplify our lives."

Early Sexting

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"Y a un truc bizarre."

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

"Gesundheit!"

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Cave Painter

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"

'Is that a copyright symbol?'

"Just a tad to the left."

"Just don't draw on the walls, that never comes off!"

'...and they were carnivorous.'

Why he always make pictures of him food?

'Kip paints caves.'

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

'It replaces all your small rocks with one convenient large one.'

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

"Hmm.... I think I'd better keep this to myself."

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"