Cave Cartoonist Gifts

'Boo.'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Daddy's working from home today."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

Dog and Human Archaeologists

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

"That guys is stealing my data!"

Prehistoric Modern Art

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Early Sexting

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

Cave Painter

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"

'Is that a copyright symbol?'

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

'Kip paints caves.'

Before Instagram

"Hmm.... I think I'd better keep this to myself."

"All the really good stuff is behind the paywall."

'...and they were carnivorous.'

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

'I've invented copyright.'

"These should help me approach your father on his own level."

'No, it's definitely a buffalo. I've seen pictures of them before!'

"Let's go in here. Word has it that his cave drawings are nothing but nudes."

"Oh, no. Not hunters or gatherers...decorators."

"The key to a good story is to give the protagonist lots of challenges."

"I may not have invented the wheel or discovered fire, but I am the first to comment visually on their impact on our lives."

A caveman art exhibition