Cave Cartoonist Mugs

'Boo.'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Daddy's working from home today."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

Dog and Human Archaeologists

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

"That guys is stealing my data!"

Prehistoric Modern Art

This action stuff is okay, but try a romance or comedy next time.

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

Early Sexting

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

'Don't believe everything you read.'

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

Cave Painter

'Is that a copyright symbol?'

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

"All the really good stuff is behind the paywall."

"Hmm.... I think I'd better keep this to myself."

Before Instagram

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

'Kip paints caves.'

'...and they were carnivorous.'

'I've invented copyright.'

"Oh, no. Not hunters or gatherers...decorators."

"I may not have invented the wheel or discovered fire, but I am the first to comment visually on their impact on our lives."

A caveman art exhibition

"These should help me approach your father on his own level."

'No, it's definitely a buffalo. I've seen pictures of them before!'

The First Art Critic