Cave Comics Fan Gifts

"These should help me approach your father on his own level."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

A gift to complete the man cave.

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

Mammoth Posing

Prehistoric Modern Art

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"That guys is stealing my data!"

Early cave painters

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

"…just when I was hoping to simplify our lives."

"Gesundheit!"

Early Sexting

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

"Y a un truc bizarre."

Cave Painter

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"

'Is that a copyright symbol?'

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

"Hmm.... I think I'd better keep this to myself."

"All the really good stuff is behind the paywall."

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

'...and they were carnivorous.'

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'