Cave Novel Enthusiast Gifts

"Well....I could've done this!"

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Den Furniture

Early cave painters

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"That guys is stealing my data!"

Prehistoric Modern Art

Mammoth Posing

"…just when I was hoping to simplify our lives."

"Y a un truc bizarre."

"It's a 'selfie.'"

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Early Sexting

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Early Art Critic

"Gesundheit!"

Cave Painter

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

'Is that a copyright symbol?'

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

"I like this one, it looks lived in."