Cavity Comedian Gifts

"That explains all the cavities."

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat Reunion

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

"I hate it..."

A gift to complete the man cave.

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

Early House Hunting.

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

"Then it's agreed. We'll sleep on it."

"The Webb telescope can look FAR back in time to before things were a bit s**t!"

'It replaces all your small rocks with one convenient large one.'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

'I've invented copyright.'

Extra Absorbent Kitty Litter.

"I hope you're not expecting a tip."

'...How can a cat get diabetes?'

"Hold on, one more thing to go."