Clapping Gifts

If you're happy and you know it...

They hated me.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Get crazy once in a while

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Bravo!"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Theatre Crowd

Pandora's Change Purse...

Extremely Practical Jokes.

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."

Jokes machine.

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

Toilet humour

'Finally, a job that makes other people happy from laughing at you and you love it.'

Bravo!

"Go deep!"

Shareholder's Meetings

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

"It's okay. That's just adult-speak for hot dogs."

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

"Hey! He must be watering down the beer.This is our fifth pint and we're still not talking rubbish."

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

Crossing the thin line into show business

Sitcom/Sitcom with laugh track.

Comedians believe there is a future in laughter.

Clown angel seeing balloon shaped clouds.

Ok, I know a sarcastic slow clap when I hear one.