Applause Enthusiasts Gifts

Shareholder's Meetings

They hated me.

Theatre Crowd

"Bravo!"

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

'Do you always have to shout? Well? Do you? Huh?'

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

'You fancy yourself as a press baron, don't you?'

Bravo!

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

"That's excellent, Caroline!"

Armless chainsaw juggler.

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

Clown has hit wife with custard pie. Marriage guidance counsellor says: 'Does he end every argument like this?'

'Sometimes laughter is the best medicine!'

'The resume is handwritten because I am not very good with computers' - The LAST thing you should say in ANY job interview.

'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

Barber Shop in the Coronavirus Age

"Open mike night"

"It's my emotional support animal."

Crossing the thin line into show business

Entertainers - Clowns and Jugglers. No Fools Kept in this van Overnight.

It's not catching, is it? - The doctor hates to catch things.

Thumbs Up Banker

'Until we find work, we might want to consider trading in our car for something smaller.'

"Accepting the applause for Mr. Fontana—Mr. Fontana's mother."

"Wow, this comedy channel really is hi-def."

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

Earl thought 'Take Your Daughter to Work Day,' was very dumb. 'How about hot dog ice cream?! Or a hot dog already chewed, saving me time by not chewing it?!'

He's got a gun!

'Do you get your good looks from your mother or your father?'