Applause Seeker Gifts

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

They hated me.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

"That'll be five bucks."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Man fishing with large bait

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Theatre Crowd

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

Green Balloon

"Bravo!"

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

Champagne Bubble

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"What did Jesus order?"

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

The Happiest Hen in Acle

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

"A great quarter always puts the old man in a jocular mood."

"Projectile hairballing."

Drunk Barber

Cake