Applause Seeker Prints

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

They hated me.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"That'll be five bucks."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Man fishing with large bait

The only time cats are known to laugh.

Green Balloon

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Theatre Crowd

"Bravo!"

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Champagne Bubble

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

Garbage Piñata

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

"What did Jesus order?"

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"A great quarter always puts the old man in a jocular mood."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"Projectile hairballing."

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Drunk Barber