Applause Addict Gifts

They hated me.

Pianist Cheat

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Theatre Crowd

"Bravo!"

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

The Invention of the Wheel

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

Good cholesterol cop, bad cholesterol cop. Rice cake? Eat the donut punk.

Bravo!

Shareholder's Meetings

"That's excellent, Caroline!"

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

Seminars for Sycophants

Crossing the thin line into show business

'I'll even throw in 30 days free towing.'

"Accepting the applause for Mr. Fontana—Mr. Fontana's mother."

Snake Centrefolds

Audience thinking 'What a jerk!'

Classic Car Auction: "I think I'm having an out-of -money experience."

I love Horror Films

Colin liked to keep up with all the very latest technologies

'Did you remember to pay taxes on this?!'

"Oh yes, my young master has changed too! He's now dressed in black all the time an he wears my old collars..."

"You call THAT happy?"

"What are you watching?" "A preview of next week's Republican convention."

Attack of the Giant Ants.

"It's just a lamp. There's no need to hand in your resignation."

Died laughing.