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They hated me.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Theatre Crowd

"Bravo!"

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

The Invention of the Wheel

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

Bravo!

Shareholder's Meetings

"That's excellent, Caroline!"

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

Crossing the thin line into show business

'I'll even throw in 30 days free towing.'

"Accepting the applause for Mr. Fontana—Mr. Fontana's mother."

Snake Centrefolds

Classic Car Auction: "I think I'm having an out-of -money experience."

I love Horror Films

Colin liked to keep up with all the very latest technologies

"Oh yes, my young master has changed too! He's now dressed in black all the time an he wears my old collars..."

'Did you remember to pay taxes on this?!'

"It's just a lamp. There's no need to hand in your resignation."

"What are you watching?" "A preview of next week's Republican convention."

"You call THAT happy?"

Died laughing.

Approval Heaven

'Why do you live in the past?'