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Shareholder's Meetings

They hated me.

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Theatre Crowd

"Bravo!"

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

'Do you always have to shout? Well? Do you? Huh?'

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

'You fancy yourself as a press baron, don't you?'

Bravo!

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

"That's excellent, Caroline!"

Armless chainsaw juggler.

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

'Sometimes laughter is the best medicine!'

Clown has hit wife with custard pie. Marriage guidance counsellor says: 'Does he end every argument like this?'

'The resume is handwritten because I am not very good with computers' - The LAST thing you should say in ANY job interview.

'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

"Open mike night"

Barber Shop in the Coronavirus Age

"It's my emotional support animal."

New Jersey Cops Gone Wild

Entertainers - Clowns and Jugglers. No Fools Kept in this van Overnight.

Seminars for Sycophants

Crossing the thin line into show business

It's not catching, is it? - The doctor hates to catch things.

'Until we find work, we might want to consider trading in our car for something smaller.'

Thumbs Up Banker

"Accepting the applause for Mr. Fontana—Mr. Fontana's mother."

"Wow, this comedy channel really is hi-def."

Audience thinking 'What a jerk!'

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

'If you painted on a smile instead of that frown you might make more balloon sales...'

He's got a gun!