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Crossing the thin line into show business

They hated me.

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Theatre Crowd

"Bravo!"

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "

Bravo!

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

Shareholder's Meetings

"That's excellent, Caroline!"

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

Nutty Assistants

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

Terry Wogan

Person playing the cymbals.

Seminars for Sycophants

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

Fake Diplomas

Learn how to identify the parts of a drum kit

Ms. Walsh, I'll be unavailable today...I'm spending it with my ego wall.

Mississippi John Hurt

"Ugh... Jerry Saltz is totally junking up my feed again."

Applause in a Church

Self-Reflecting Pool

"Accepting the applause for Mr. Fontana—Mr. Fontana's mother."

Audience thinking 'What a jerk!'

Benedict puts his stress management course to its ultimate test. 'I won't crack, I won't crack...'

Mr Happy

Do I REALLY look like George Clooney... Now THAT'S what I call selling.