Clap-back King Gifts

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Gooseberry Fool...

Freddie Mercury

If you're happy and you know it...

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Dancing at the Clubs.

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

The Unhappy King

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

Karaoke night.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Robbie Williams

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

The Royal Wii

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

The Bar & Grill of Ordinary Men: Quiet Desperation 11 am - closing (Karaoke on Saturday)

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

"Executive shoeshine and bald head buff, sir?"

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'