Clicker King Gifts

"My solicitor tells me I have grounds for a divorce. You're a control freak."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

Homo Gamus

Exercise Class

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Running

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Dancing at the Clubs.

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

Man running

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

'That's a personal foul, roughing the passer!'

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Nordic Career-Trak

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

Up your end.

"I'd like an application form for the position of minister, please!"

'How animals mark their territory'

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

"All of my visitors have to wear that get up. Apparently my humour is very infectious."

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."