Clicker King Gifts

"My solicitor tells me I have grounds for a divorce. You're a control freak."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

Homo Gamus

Exercise Class

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Running

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"Yours is adjustable?"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Dancing at the Clubs.

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

"Congratulations, Gentlemen! We removed it from his skull without damaging his funny bone!"

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

Man running

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

'That's a personal foul, roughing the passer!'

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Nordic Career-Trak

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

'Enjoy the race race, dear.'

"All of my visitors have to wear that get up. Apparently my humour is very infectious."

"I'd like an application form for the position of minister, please!"

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."