Clap Of Appreciation Prints

This is applause in your honor in case you couldn't hear it!

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Could I ask just one question?"

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

"Bravo!"

Theatre Crowd

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

Higher wisdom...

If you're happy and you know it...

'A dog ate my homework.'

'Maths is fun!'

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

Presentation: Any questions?

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

'Eleven?.. you mean there's more numbers beyond the number of fingers we have?'

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

Child: 'If I've got five oranges, and you take away two, wouldn't that be stealing Miss?'

"OK...for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"You're fatigued, run down, anxious, with high blood pressure, back ache, and a general malaise. You've got kids."

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

The F.B.I.'s Least Wanted.

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

Thank you

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'