Saying Appreciation Prints

Par-tay!

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

"Could I ask just one question?"

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

You're the botanicals in my gin

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

'A dog ate my homework.'

Thank you bubbles

'Maths is fun!'

Higher wisdom...

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

Presentation: Any questions?

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

'Eleven?.. you mean there's more numbers beyond the number of fingers we have?'

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

Child: 'If I've got five oranges, and you take away two, wouldn't that be stealing Miss?'

"Ummm, hold up a second, old chum . . ."

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"OK...for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

The F.B.I.'s Least Wanted.

Thank you

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'