Saying Appreciation Gifts

Par-tay!

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

"Could I ask just one question?"

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

You're the botanicals in my gin

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

Thank you bubbles

Higher wisdom...

'A dog ate my homework.'

'Maths is fun!'

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

Presentation: Any questions?

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

Child: 'If I've got five oranges, and you take away two, wouldn't that be stealing Miss?'

'Eleven?.. you mean there's more numbers beyond the number of fingers we have?'

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

The F.B.I.'s Least Wanted.

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

Thank you

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

"OK...for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.