Showing Appreciation Gifts

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

"Could I ask just one question?"

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

You're the botanicals in my gin

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

Higher wisdom...

'Maths is fun!'

'A dog ate my homework.'

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

Presentation: Any questions?

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

'Eleven?.. you mean there's more numbers beyond the number of fingers we have?'

The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it.

Child: 'If I've got five oranges, and you take away two, wouldn't that be stealing Miss?'

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

Computer Mouse gets Torn Off.

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

"OK...for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

Thank you

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'