Showing Appreciation Gifts

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

"Could I ask just one question?"

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

You're the botanicals in my gin

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

'A dog ate my homework.'

Higher wisdom...

'Maths is fun!'

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

Presentation: Any questions?

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

Child: 'If I've got five oranges, and you take away two, wouldn't that be stealing Miss?'

'Eleven?.. you mean there's more numbers beyond the number of fingers we have?'

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it.

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

"Ummm, hold up a second, old chum . . ."

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

Thank you

"OK...for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."