Heartfelt Appreciators Gifts

Thank you Mum...

Love Birds love dancing together

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

Sue Perkins

"Your mother's going to be up there all day, kids. One of her students said her class meant everything to her!"

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

"After last week's incident, I'd like to talk about one of the lesser-known Commandments - Thou Shalt Not Heckle."

Elderly couple

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

How To Be Your Own Best Friend

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

Quasimodo Zit.

"Since when do you obey traffic signs, Billy?!"

"They have this arrangement. He earns the money and she takes care of the house."

How Aging Affects Candles. . .

Hug someone you love today.

"Today, we give thanks for all we've had in the past...everything we enjoy today...and everything coming our way."

"At least you're not afraid to fail."

The art of Eddy Cucumba: flying cow at night.

"Puff. . . I'm recycled."

"I bet those candles are heavier than the cake!"

'God knows where you libido went!'

"Whaddaya know - 'Made in hell by former sweatshop owners.'"

"Gracie, how can you appreciate being full...if you've never been hungry?"

'His ring tone is a huge round of applause.'

'We strive for a diverse customer service team. For every people person, we hire one misanthrope.'

'A contribution to me in a friend's name would make a very nice Christmas gift, pal.'

2021 blessings

'After reading all of these glowing obituaries, I thought you'd be taller.'

Two grooms.

'The last thing I remember, my wife said it would not hurt to compliment her once in a while.'

World's Greatest Mom...I approve of this message.