Heartfelt Appreciators Mugs

Thank you Mum...

Love Birds love dancing together

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

"Your mother's going to be up there all day, kids. One of her students said her class meant everything to her!"

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

"After last week's incident, I'd like to talk about one of the lesser-known Commandments - Thou Shalt Not Heckle."

Elderly couple

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

How To Be Your Own Best Friend

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

Quasimodo Zit.

"They have this arrangement. He earns the money and she takes care of the house."

"Since when do you obey traffic signs, Billy?!"

Hug someone you love today.

'God knows where you libido went!'

"I bet those candles are heavier than the cake!"

The art of Eddy Cucumba: flying cow at night.

"At least you're not afraid to fail."

"Today, we give thanks for all we've had in the past...everything we enjoy today...and everything coming our way."

'His ring tone is a huge round of applause.'

2021 blessings

'We strive for a diverse customer service team. For every people person, we hire one misanthrope.'

"Gracie, how can you appreciate being full...if you've never been hungry?"

'After reading all of these glowing obituaries, I thought you'd be taller.'

'A contribution to me in a friend's name would make a very nice Christmas gift, pal.'

"Whaddaya know - 'Made in hell by former sweatshop owners.'"

Two grooms.

'The last thing I remember, my wife said it would not hurt to compliment her once in a while.'

World's Greatest Mom...I approve of this message.

'I wonder what is going to happen?'