Heartbreaker Appreciator Mugs

'I've discovered the coldest place on earth.'

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

Love Birds love dancing together

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

Suddenly it occurred to Justin that rose petals might have been more romantic.

Couple in Grey

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

'Good morning Miss...'

'Oops! Looks like I've broken every rule in the book.'

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

Gay couple living together.

Elderly couple

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

How To Be Your Own Best Friend

"That's against the rules...."

"Would you ask the chef to hurry? We're running out of conversation."

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

"Since when do you obey traffic signs, Billy?!"

'No Shirt, No Shoes, No Head, No Service.'

"You seem to have a certain type of effect on men."

"Will you say the three magical words that always make me so happy?"

'He's gone off me-he had a FULL tank!'

Here lies Alexander 'Shut up I know what I'm doing' Jackson 1949 - 1984.

"With such a gentle nature, you'll have no problem finding a job in any riding school..."

'I don't care if he eagled with a great shot. I'm penalizing him a strok for excessive celebrating.'

'We found apocrypha under his mattress!'

"Honey! Remember when you used to nibble my ear?"