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'I've discovered the coldest place on earth.'

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

Love Birds love dancing together

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

Suddenly it occurred to Justin that rose petals might have been more romantic.

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

'Oops! Looks like I've broken every rule in the book.'

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Couple in Grey

'Good morning Miss...'

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

Gay couple living together.

Elderly couple

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

How To Be Your Own Best Friend

"Would you ask the chef to hurry? We're running out of conversation."

"That's against the rules...."

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

"Since when do you obey traffic signs, Billy?!"

'No Shirt, No Shoes, No Head, No Service.'

"Will you say the three magical words that always make me so happy?"

"Honey! Remember when you used to nibble my ear?"

'Hi. . . Um. . . Sorry, I thought you were someone else.'

Here lies Alexander 'Shut up I know what I'm doing' Jackson 1949 - 1984.

"With such a gentle nature, you'll have no problem finding a job in any riding school..."

'I don't care if he eagled with a great shot. I'm penalizing him a strok for excessive celebrating.'

'He's gone off me-he had a FULL tank!'

'We found apocrypha under his mattress!'