Rule Breaker Appreciator T-Shirts

"That's against the rules...."

'We found apocrypha under his mattress!'

Security Guard Catches Smoker

'No Shirt, No Shoes, No Head, No Service.'

Rude passport photo.

'I don't care if he eagled with a great shot. I'm penalizing him a strok for excessive celebrating.'

Sneaking past the Head

'Oops! Looks like I've broken every rule in the book.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Read that last part back to me.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...