Sweetheart Appreciator T-Shirts

Love Birds love dancing together

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

"You're good mum. But, Billy's mum is a better cook than you. She only knows how to make chocolate cake."

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

"Tell your assistant it's perfect."

'You remembered it's Valentine's Day!'

'Do we have enough money for sweets yet?'

Couple in Grey

Missing you...

Mum's Apple Pies With Acknowledgement to Dad

'Good morning Miss...'

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

"Finally, it's Spring! I missed you! Let's go and play!"

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

Elderly couple

"Of course I'm polite, I'm cordial!"

Oldies.

"Huge fan."

Gay couple living together.

'You guys are real friends!'

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

How To Be Your Own Best Friend

"Would you ask the chef to hurry? We're running out of conversation."

McHappy

I love Ann - I love chip butties

"It's nice, but I never smile like that. I smile like this."

'Come on, I did it for you...'

'You have know idea what I've been through today.'

"I heard it and you know it! You were purring when the puppy was playing with you and licking your face!"