Gentle Soul Appreciator T-Shirts

"With such a gentle nature, you'll have no problem finding a job in any riding school..."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Love Birds love dancing together

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'Honestly, Geraldine, you're not like any other penguin I've ever met.'

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

William Tell in his younger years.

"Mommy you're perfect!"

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'So you mean to tell me I spent a fortune on years of therapy and a 'tummy rub' was the answer all along?'

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

"Would you ask the chef to hurry? We're running out of conversation."

Corporate Entertainment Area

'Be gentle with me it's my first time!'

'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

'But mom, age 10 is the new 15.'

"So...you have a boyfriend?"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

After-Death Mints

Fallen angel

"Some days I wake up and feel so old..."

'All I know is I walked into a Bed, Bath and Beyond place.'

'I hope you've got a good story this time, Norman.'

'It says here that the Governor's phone call was just three minutes too late. But hey, they've given you a posthumous pardon.'

Man changes from angel to devil in police line up.

"I don't care if he is a baseball immortal. He should wear a robe and carry a harp like the rest of us."

"I just feel we'd know more people in Hell."

'But enough about losses, Mrs. Goodwin. Let's talk about spiritual gain.'

'It's okay, they're holy smokes.'

A line of fish following a quiet fish.

'All i remember, I was texting a lengthy message while my GPS System was going blank!'