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'Honestly, Geraldine, you're not like any other penguin I've ever met.'

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'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Love Birds love dancing together

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

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'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

A giraffe in a hat

"Mommy you're perfect!"

Penguins - one is skating.

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"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

'You always get one!'

"My monument to me is coming along nicely."

'What song is it you want to hear!'

"With such a gentle nature, you'll have no problem finding a job in any riding school..."

"Some days I wake up and feel so old..."

'But enough about losses, Mrs. Goodwin. Let's talk about spiritual gain.'

The individual fruit pie

'Look, it's Saunders, formerly from accounting. He never was much of a team player.'

'-nobody has any manners nowadays,do they!'

'We strive for a diverse customer service team. For every people person, we hire one misanthrope.'

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'Well, my Cecil always loved to think 'out-the-box'.'

'Don't ask me how I know you took far too many drugs in the sixties. I just know.'

"He self identifies as old."