Unique Talent Appreciator T-Shirts

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Creative accounting.

'Honestly, Geraldine, you're not like any other penguin I've ever met.'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Two stressed drinking birds

Real Estate Personals

Einstein's T-Shirt Reads: I'm with Stupid (Arrows point everywhere).

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

'Abstract Expressionism? No, my son's bedroom!'

The indigo children.

Fly Mimes.

Purple Squirrel

'Mentoring requires many sophisticates qualities and skills...'

'I'm a taxi-dermist.'

"I can't believe how COMPETITIVE the job market has gotten. The company I interviewed at today already has 16 employees who can burp the ABCs!"

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

Sword swallower's groin extends as if its the sword

Einstein's brain.

"He's one in a million."

'What song is it you want to hear!'

"It says here there's a pug in Peoria that can play the harmonica."

The individual fruit pie

'Why is grass green?' 'Simple the magnesium ion....chlorophyll

You Are the Best You There Ever Was

'Well, my Cecil always loved to think 'out-the-box'.'

Pie Chart To Show People Who Fit In.

"Know what I think? I think you're onto something really big."

'Ed has hidden qualities known only to his mother.'

How can I compete? The guy can burp the alphabet

'So, how was your day?'

"I guess being one-of-a-kind really does set you apart."

'Do you have this in a XXX stupid?'