Genius Appreciator T-Shirts

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Big business is not evil

Leonardo's first drawing

Candle Moment

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

Einstein's most embarrassing moment

"Nice going, Einstein."

'On second thoughts, scratch that positive prognosis. Neville's having one of his intuitive gut-feelings about this one...'

"What else have you done besides inventing the wheel?"

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

"Boy, that Isaac Newton is one smart cookie!"

The inventions of baseball

Intellectual support animal

"Hi! - We hear that this is a 'nation of immigrants,' right?"

Just put an X by 'nerd'!

Antiques, Furniture Stripping, Stripping.

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Zorkens in class learning the three Zs: Zreading, Zriting & Zrithmetic.

'Remember Buck, even geniuses have midlife career changes.'

Thomas Edison's brother, Wilmer...couldn't even figure out how to turn on the light.

"I'm sorry, it's already been done."

Schoolboy answering a question

"Think about the poor guy who invented the wheel. What a sorry existence."

'Why don't they ever get us to test nice stuff, like new ice-cream flavours or video games...'

'She's a gifted child.'

Golf courses on the rough side of town.