Great Mind Appreciator T-Shirts

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Cat Burglar

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

Voltaire

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Big business is not evil

Late-Onset Epiphany

'How can you stand to listen to dozens of crazy people and stay sane?' - 'Who listens?.'

The People versus McGinley gets acrimonious.

"Just where do you think you're going? You don't have the brains to graduate!"

Dorothy Parker at the Algonquin Round Table

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

"Uh. . . Ooh. . . Here come the know it alls again!"

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

Figure of Eight

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

It was like he could read my mind.

'On second thoughts, scratch that positive prognosis. Neville's having one of his intuitive gut-feelings about this one...'

Inn and Outt.

Black Death

Bit on the Side

'How's my appeal going?', 'How's your tunnel going?'