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It was like he could read my mind.

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

X-ray Psychology.

Screen Time vs Book Time

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

Zenemies.

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"Don't even think about it."

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Hold for one more page, then roll over into the bended elbow, resting chin pose. Book yoga.

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

Late-Onset Epiphany

Being-convinced your plants always know what you're thinking phobia.

She's good, but Mom's better.

"Just where do you think you're going? You don't have the brains to graduate!"

No Leaders

"Couldn't you at least try and read my mind?"

'I'm sorry we don't need another salesman besides I already know you're lousy at it.'

"I'm looking for a book on ESP..." "I know..."

Spirituality.

"I can actually hear you thinking about food."

'On second thoughts, scratch that positive prognosis. Neville's having one of his intuitive gut-feelings about this one...'

'I just love reading your mind. No big words.'

"For calling in sick press two to have our psychic verify your condition."

"How's the computer analysis going?"

Psychic Dating Hotline

ESP test

"Madam, how can I be expected to read your mind when you keep on changing it?"

"We are thinking about what we need. Concentrate on our thoughts and prepare all the procurement documentation..."

'Everyone left, and it's only the second inning. We should have asked them who's going to win.'