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'Do you believe in telepathy?' 'That's exactly what I was going to ask you.'

No Leaders

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

Screen Time vs Book Time

Zenemies.

X-ray Psychology.

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"Don't even think about it."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

Owl thinks of mathematical equation.

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

Hold for one more page, then roll over into the bended elbow, resting chin pose. Book yoga.

Ok, ok, last page.

Famous Optical Illusions!

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

Being-convinced your plants always know what you're thinking phobia.

Wordplay: Dilemma.

Entrance code to MENSA club - 'To enter, simply type in the square root of Pi.'

She's good, but Mom's better.

Psychological Testing Center.

"An answer is crossing my mind ... it just hasn't made it all the way across yet."

"Couldn't you at least try and read my mind?"

'I'm sorry we don't need another salesman besides I already know you're lousy at it.'

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."