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"Wouldn't it be cool if guys could read girls' minds?"

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

Screen Time vs Book Time

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

X-ray Psychology.

Zenemies.

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"Don't even think about it."

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

Ok, ok, last page.

Hold for one more page, then roll over into the bended elbow, resting chin pose. Book yoga.

Being-convinced your plants always know what you're thinking phobia.

She's good, but Mom's better.

"Couldn't you at least try and read my mind?"

'I'm sorry we don't need another salesman besides I already know you're lousy at it.'

No Leaders

"I see travel and romance. You'll be going away soon. I see a tall, dark stranger with many tattoos."

'Will I ever catch my tail?'

"I'm looking for a book on ESP..." "I know..."

"I can actually hear you thinking about food."

Spirituality.

Reverse Psychology: "It's not not gaslighting."

It was like he could read my mind.

'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'

'I just love reading your mind. No big words.'

"How's the computer analysis going?"

"For calling in sick press two to have our psychic verify your condition."

'How come your notebook has a sudoku puzzle on it?'

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