Mind Reader In Training T-Shirts

"I'm looking for a book on ESP..." "I know..."

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

Innovative

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

X-ray Psychology.

Zenemies.

Screen Time vs Book Time

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"Don't even think about it."

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

Id/Ego/Superego.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

Motorway of the Self

'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'

Being-convinced your plants always know what you're thinking phobia.

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

Gestalt Therapy: The first layer of neurosis is the game playing or phony layer, the second is the phobic or dissatisfaction with self layer,third is impasse,forth is the implosive layer and fifth is where the neurotic finally releases pent up feelings.

She's good, but Mom's better.

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

Seated man whose head is an abstract sculpture.

"My mental ink pen ran dry.

Angst - Zeitgeist.

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

"Couldn't you at least try and read my mind?"

No Leaders

'I'm sorry we don't need another salesman besides I already know you're lousy at it.'

Transactional Analysis... Making complex ideas simple!