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She's good, but Mom's better.

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

X-ray Psychology.

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"Don't even think about it."

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

Hi, I work at the admissions office of the local university. If you could change the world in three days, what would you do?

Being-convinced your plants always know what you're thinking phobia.

'Actually, I'm a placebo psychiatrist.'

No Leaders

"Couldn't you at least try and read my mind?"

'I'm sorry we don't need another salesman besides I already know you're lousy at it.'

Dominant Shrink.

"I'm looking for a book on ESP..." "I know..."

"I can actually hear you thinking about food."

Reverse Psychology: "It's not not gaslighting."

"Sometimes I feel alone in the universe."

It was like he could read my mind.

'I just love reading your mind. No big words.'

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"For calling in sick press two to have our psychic verify your condition."

'How come your notebook has a sudoku puzzle on it?'

"How's the computer analysis going?"

"Madam, how can I be expected to read your mind when you keep on changing it?"

'Everyone left, and it's only the second inning. We should have asked them who's going to win.'

"We are thinking about what we need. Concentrate on our thoughts and prepare all the procurement documentation..."

'He's paranoid, and it's his birthday next week. What do you buy for the man who has everything - against him?'

'Tell you what, I'll tell you what I'm writing if you tell me what you're writing.'

Telapathy.