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'So, Al, how are you getting along with Criswell?'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

Screen Time vs Book Time

Zenemies.

X-ray Psychology.

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"Don't even think about it."

Mensa Does Improv

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

Reign Man

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

'He's dyslexic!'

Being-convinced your plants always know what you're thinking phobia.

She's good, but Mom's better.

'I'm sorry we don't need another salesman besides I already know you're lousy at it.'

Forrest Gander

"Couldn't you at least try and read my mind?"

No Leaders

E=mc2 on mountaintop.

Scale indicates the value of books.

"I can actually hear you thinking about food."

'Wow. It's about time a guy noticed me for my brain!'

"I'm looking for a book on ESP..." "I know..."