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"Couldn't you at least try and read my mind?"

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

X-ray Psychology.

Unguided imagery

Screen Time vs Book Time

Zenemies.

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"Don't even think about it."

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

Ok, ok, last page.

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

Hold for one more page, then roll over into the bended elbow, resting chin pose. Book yoga.

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"