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"Mommy you're perfect!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

That party went well.

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

'Honestly, Geraldine, you're not like any other penguin I've ever met.'

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'I'm Bored'

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

Amongst the rush.

'Small acts of kindness, officer, can go a long way toward making this world a better place.'

A giraffe in a hat

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Honey badger do care.

Life is just four letters...

'Wow! I hope I'm not hallucinating again... What vision of beauty stands before me?'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

Footprints on Island.

The singular joy of living with a person who routinely glimpses the miraculous in the mundane.

'I've sussed this work/life balance...'

'Brilliant!'

There's no cure for birth and death, so you may as well enjoy the interval!

'This restaurant is great They always keep my water glass full,'

"Jun '87. The peanut incident?"

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

"Don't worry about me, what do you want?"

"My monument to me is coming along nicely."

"With such a gentle nature, you'll have no problem finding a job in any riding school..."

"I have bad eyesight and I'm tone deaf, so I didn't choose daddy for his looks or ability to sing, but because he was sweet and kind-hearted. . ."

(Attack Dog) (It's about character stupid!)