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'Don't ask me how I know you took far too many drugs in the sixties. I just know.'

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I gotta be me!"

Skeleton playing fetch.

Man showing in the rain.

"Privates Beach"

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"Wow - Heavy, man"

Inflating Boobs.

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

Bird sitting on a wing.

'Are you sure about that? -- It sounds more like Ayn Rand than Buddha.'

Window in the Sky.

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

"I beg to differ."

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

Elevator/Open Range

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

Hippie on the moon

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

'What's wrong with you?'

Lost and loving it!

The Establishment: Independent Thought

Davy Crocat

"I took the road less travelled..."

"I say if he wants to take up ballet, we should let him."

Homing Beatnik

'No luggage.'