Gentle Soul Appreciator Gifts

"With such a gentle nature, you'll have no problem finding a job in any riding school..."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Love Birds love dancing together

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'Honestly, Geraldine, you're not like any other penguin I've ever met.'

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

1st. 2nd. Nice Guy.

William Tell in his younger years.

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

"Mommy you're perfect!"

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'So you mean to tell me I spent a fortune on years of therapy and a 'tummy rub' was the answer all along?'

"Would you ask the chef to hurry? We're running out of conversation."

'Be gentle with me it's my first time!'

'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'

Corporate Entertainment Area

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

'But mom, age 10 is the new 15.'

"So...you have a boyfriend?"

After-Death Mints

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

'All I know is I walked into a Bed, Bath and Beyond place.'

"I don't care if he is a baseball immortal. He should wear a robe and carry a harp like the rest of us."

"Some days I wake up and feel so old..."

Man changes from angel to devil in police line up.

Fallen angel

'It says here that the Governor's phone call was just three minutes too late. But hey, they've given you a posthumous pardon.'

'I hope you've got a good story this time, Norman.'

"I just feel we'd know more people in Hell."

'But enough about losses, Mrs. Goodwin. Let's talk about spiritual gain.'

'It's okay, they're holy smokes.'

'All i remember, I was texting a lengthy message while my GPS System was going blank!'