Family Appreciation Gifts

"Before it's too late, Dad, I want to take the opportunity to say 'I love you.'"

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

celebrating a birth.

"I'm stuffed. But in a good way."

Man painting MOM on boat

"You're fatigued, run down, anxious, with high blood pressure, back ache, and a general malaise. You've got kids."

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

"Mom...There's nothing to do..."

'I already had one bath today! You want my skin to wear out?'

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

A Mom and Pop Operation

"Careful, Blanch. I think he's up to something."

I'm Proud of my Gay Son!....I'm Proud of my Cross-Dressing Dad.

'Fish or chicken?' - Pilot has the choice of 2 types of airline food at home.

'Any chance of getting a financial advance on my loose tooth?'

"Mom, Dad, am I adopted?"

Me, mom, dad, the world.

"I can't believe Tia Carmen is working in our cafeteria! This bites! How can she do this to me?"

"OK, class, for Hispanic Heritage Month, I want you draw a Latino hero."

When we're first born, they clean up our drooling. When we can't swim, they help with our pooling. When halloween comes, they take us ghouling. When homework gets tough, they aid with our schooling. When it gets hot, they make sure we're cooling. Moms are the best! We thank you, no fooling!

"I'm thankful I get a 4 day school holiday for Thanksgiving."

The Faith-Based Family

'Well, my Dad doesn't care how big you are, Mr. Jones. He'll still knock your block off!'

I love my brother!

"Wow! Look mum, snow"

"My best friend ran away...WITHOUT my wife."

"Did we have visitors today? Wait! Let me guess! Tia Delia...cousin Esther...and Tia Zulema."

"A warm, sunny day...makes you glad to be alive..."

It's a Stork!

"How do you do? So you're the one who sings that little song on your mother's answering machine."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Typical Mother's Day.

World's Greatest Mom...I approve of this message.

"Will you take a check?"

'You march up those stairs and head straight to your room!'