Family Appreciation Pillows

"Before it's too late, Dad, I want to take the opportunity to say 'I love you.'"

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

celebrating a birth.

"I'm stuffed. But in a good way."

Man painting MOM on boat

"You're fatigued, run down, anxious, with high blood pressure, back ache, and a general malaise. You've got kids."

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

"Mom...There's nothing to do..."

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

'I already had one bath today! You want my skin to wear out?'

A Mom and Pop Operation

I'm Proud of my Gay Son!....I'm Proud of my Cross-Dressing Dad.

'Fish or chicken?' - Pilot has the choice of 2 types of airline food at home.

'Any chance of getting a financial advance on my loose tooth?'

"I'm thankful I get a 4 day school holiday for Thanksgiving."

"I can't believe Tia Carmen is working in our cafeteria! This bites! How can she do this to me?"

Me, mom, dad, the world.

"Mom, Dad, am I adopted?"

The Faith-Based Family

'Well, my Dad doesn't care how big you are, Mr. Jones. He'll still knock your block off!'

I love my brother!

"Did we have visitors today? Wait! Let me guess! Tia Delia...cousin Esther...and Tia Zulema."

"My best friend ran away...WITHOUT my wife."

"Wow! Look mum, snow"

"A warm, sunny day...makes you glad to be alive..."

"How do you do? So you're the one who sings that little song on your mother's answering machine."

It's a Stork!

Typical Mother's Day.

World's Greatest Mom...I approve of this message.

"Will you take a check?"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'You march up those stairs and head straight to your room!'

"My parents are totally NOT cool."