Parent Appreciation Pillows

"You're fatigued, run down, anxious, with high blood pressure, back ache, and a general malaise. You've got kids."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

"Could I ask just one question?"

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

'Maths is fun!'

'A dog ate my homework.'

Higher wisdom...

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

Presentation: Any questions?

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

Child: 'If I've got five oranges, and you take away two, wouldn't that be stealing Miss?'

'Eleven?.. you mean there's more numbers beyond the number of fingers we have?'

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

The F.B.I.'s Least Wanted.

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

"OK...for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

'By the second week of instruction all first-graders should be able to count to one.'

'This is going really well. I did a great job organizing this lecture.'