Family Appreciator Pillows

World's Greatest Mom...I approve of this message.

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

celebrating a birth.

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

"I'm stuffed. But in a good way."

"Mom...There's nothing to do..."

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

"Finally, it's Spring! I missed you! Let's go and play!"

A Mom and Pop Operation

'I already had one bath today! You want my skin to wear out?'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

'Look what my son gave me!'

Life is just four letters...

'Thank you, my dear, for taking the runt of my litter in holy matrimony...'

'Creative right?'

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

'You guys are real friends!'

'Fish or chicken?' - Pilot has the choice of 2 types of airline food at home.

'Any chance of getting a financial advance on my loose tooth?'

"Before it's too late, Dad, I want to take the opportunity to say 'I love you.'"

McHappy

"I can't believe Tia Carmen is working in our cafeteria! This bites! How can she do this to me?"

"I'm thankful I get a 4 day school holiday for Thanksgiving."

The Battle of Life - Part the First

"Mom, Dad, am I adopted?"